The art of horseshit isn\u2019t hard to master.
\nPeople crave some color along the way.
\nBesides, how could it lead to a disaster?<\/p>\n
Start small. \u00a0Tell her your love will last forever.
\nAt first it\u2019s not an easy thing to say,
\nBut horseshit\u2019s not really hard to master.<\/p>\n
Soon, though, you should take the whole thing farther.
\nHow once you dined with Cher and Doris Day.
\nAmazing. \u00a0See? \u00a0This leads to no disaster.<\/p>\n
Then tell about the time that as a golfer
\nYou hustled Lee Trevino, made him pay.
\nThe art of horseshit isn\u2019t hard to master.<\/p>\n
That scar? From Nam, when hunkered as a sniper,
\nYou caught a bullet for a friend one day,
\nBut, hey, you\u2019re still alive\u2014no great disaster.<\/p>\n
Until before a judge and talking faster,
\nNow sworn to tell the truth, you\u2019re forced to say
\nThe art of horseshit isn\u2019t hard to master,
\nThough it leads to (I lied!) complete disaster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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